Thursday 29 July 2010

A BOUT OF MAN-FLU IN SUCHITOTO


When my alarm clock went off at 7AM this morning, I hit snooze. When it went off again a few minutes later, I moved the alarm back to 8AM. Then 9AM. Then I turned it off altogether. I was stuffed with the man-flu, had hardly slept, and couldn't be bothered getting out of bed.

I'm not sure when I caught the cold. Was it on Tuesday when I got caught out in the tropical rain on the streets of San Salvador. Was it on Wednesday, when I climbed Volcan Izalco in the trousers that were still damp from the previous days rain. Perhaps it was from too much Pollo Campero and not enough fruit and vegetables since I left my Guatemalan homestay? Surely it couldn't have been from the three Pilsiner beers I enjoyed with my Salvadoraña amiga Jessica and her friends the previous night?

Sod it, I thought to myself, when it got to 09:30 when I couldn't get back to sleep because of the traffic outside my hotel, and the noisy other guests inside it. I might as well get up and head out to Suchitoto as I originally planned to do before I caught my cold.

Suchitoto has a warm climate all year around, and you are advised to wear light clothing if you visit the town. That is what the travel guide says. The travel guide that the girl in the tourist information centre in Suchitoto gave me when I rocked up in the colonial town in jeans, a heavy t-shirt and thick woolen hiking socks. 

The heat hit me like a clenched fist as soon as I stepped off my #129 bus. The sweat was lashing off me by the time I had walked the short distance from the information centre to the main attraction of the town: the church. It was closed. By the time I walked the 1.6 km down a hill to Lago Suchitlan, my tshirt was soaked through and I was limping bandy-legged in my increasingly sweat-heavy jeans. By the time I walked the 1.6 km back up the hill, it looked like I had swum fully clothed in the lake.

Exhausted, I bought a bottle of water and sat in the shade in the main square for a while, feeling sorry for myself in my sweat-soaked clothes as I watched locals walk about under umbrellas to protect themselves from the midday sun. I sneezed a lot, and I wiped my nose occasionally, but mostly, I just cursed myself for not staying in bed this morning.





'NO LEFT TURN' SIGNPOST IN EL SALVADOR





Wednesday 28 July 2010

SOME PILSENERS WITH SOME SALVADORENOS








A HIKE UP VOLCAN IZALCO


When I woke up this morning to go climb a volcano in El Salvador, I didn't expect I would do it with a West Bromwich Albion supporter and a Leeds United supporter, and I certainly didn't think I would enjoy a ride back towards San Salvador afterwards in an antiquated yellow American school bus, with half a bus load of Salvadoraño college students half my age flirting outrageously with me in front of their teachers. It's funny how some days turn out.

I set off from El Salvador's capital just after 6AM to climb the volcano. My preparations were scant. I was wearing trousers that were still wet from getting caught in the afternoon Central American rain the previous day. I didn't even know the name of the volcano I was going to climb. There are two volcanoes out in the Cerro Verde where I was going: Volcan Izalco and Volcan Santa Ana, but since I was doing my volcano hike on the cheap and not through an organised tour, an Internet search had indicated I would have to climb whichever one there were other people also wanting to climb that day.

As it was, that Volcano turned out to be Volcan Izalco. After about a two hour journey on various buses out from San Salvador, I begun to hike down through the jungle towards the volcano, along with two armed guards, a couple of local guides, a Baggies supporter called David from Birmingham, his friend Martin from Leeds and about 40 noisy students of the Escuela de Capacitación Adventista Salvadoreña.

It took about 3.5 hours from start to finish, and almost everyone made it to the top to look into the steaming crater, except some overweight ECAS students that dropped like flies early on, and the armed guards that only hiked down as far as the bottom of the Volcan to make sure none of us got robbed during the jungle descent. It certainly wasn't the hard climb that my Internet search had suggested. Some of the ECAS students were wearing flipflops.

- '¿De donde es usted?' one of the female students asked me soon after we started the hike. Where are you from?

- '¿Que paises esta visitando?' another of the female students asked me soon after. What countries are you visiting?

- '¿Tienen mucho peso, tus zapatos?' another female student asked. Are your boots heavy?

A little, I thought to myself as we started to scurry up the side of the volcano over lava scree, but I would still rather be wearing my hiking boots than your flipflops.

It was good to meet a couple of Brits after a few weeks trying to avoid all English speakers like the plague in San Pedro. It was even better when one of the ECAS teachers asked if we wanted a lift back towards San Salvador when we had finished climbing the volcano; some of the students I had chatted to on the hike had seen Martin, David and I waiting for our bus and took pity on the extranjeros. 

I was the only one that took them up on the offer, as Martin and David were going in the opposite direction, back to their hotel in Santa Ana. I was the only one that had an almost celebrity-like status on the yellow school bus back to San Salvador.

- '¿Puedes tomar un foto contigo?' one of the female students asked when we stopped at a vantage point over Lago Coatapelque. Followed by about five other students also wanting their photo taken with me, whilst the shyer students instead took surreptitious photos of me as their teacher took a photo of me.

It´s funny how some days turn out.










Tuesday 27 July 2010

A TRIP TO THE MUSEUM OF ART IN SAN SALVADOR


... this afternoon has left me convinced I could have made it as an artist.





LA PUERTA DEL DIABLO, EL SALVADOR






Monday 26 July 2010

CHEESY RINGS AND VOLCAN BOQUERON


El Salvador is tiny, probably the smallest country I will visit during my travels  through the Americas. Four El Salvadors could fit in Scotland, and yesterday I covered a significant part of the country during my roadtrip with the wonderful Jessica, in just a few short hours.

Today, I visited my first volcano in the country: El Boequeron. An organised tour from San Salvador to the volcanic crator would have cost about USD 40, whilst travel by public transport cost 75 cents each way. Needless to say, the Scotsman in El Salvador chose the latter means of transport. 

Quite a few Salvadoraño's smiled to themselves as they got on and noticed the extranjero sitting on the bus, but I am not sure if this is because they instantly recognised a tightfisted traveller willing to risk the gangs of El Salvador to travel on the cheap, or if it was because of the cheese around my mouth, having bought a packet of onion rings whilst waiting for my connection bus in Santa Tecla, that were shaped like onion rings, looked like onion rings on the packet, but were actually ring-shaped cheesy Wotsits.

The first rule of travel: Things are not always what they seem.

The second rule of travel: Read the packet. The clue was in the word 'queso' (cheese) above the picture of the non-onion flavoured rings.





Sunday 25 July 2010

SAMPLING SOME LOCAL FOOD IN EL SALVADOR




- Nuegados de Masa Y Yuka
- Buñuelo (de huevo)
- Chilates
- Dulce de atado (la miel negra)
- Pastel de platano
- Toneja

- Kolachampan

Kolachampan looks like Irn Bru and tastes fairly similar as well....I might well have discovered my Central American soft drink of choice.





THE COLOURFUL TOWN OF ATACO IN EL SALVADOR






SAN ANDRES RUINS IN EL SALVADOR







Saturday 24 July 2010

AN ADMIN ERROR AT THE GUATE/EL SALVADOR BORDER


After two hours sitting in a dodgy bus station in Zone 1 of Guatemala City, I was already on edge when my Guatemalteco bus arrived at the El Salvador border, and already prepared with my 'No tengo dinero' excuse when some corrupt immigration official tried to scam some money out of my wallet. However this time I wouldn´t actually be lying, as I didn't have any money in my wallet, one of the reasons I was already on edge: if there was a genuine country exit fee that had to be paid before I crossed over into El Salvador, I was in trouble.

I hurried off the bus and into the immigration office. Iff there was a problem, I wanted to have more time to sort it before the bus drove off into the sunset without me, as happened when I crossed over from Mexico to the US.  Or at least enough time to get my rucksack off the bus, before it drove off without me.

When the Guatemalan border official stamped my passport and slid it back across the counter casually, I stood staring at him, shellshocked. Was this  really it? Was he really not going to try and seperate some money from my wallet? I had been expecting lies. Arguments. Begging. Tears. And me spending the night sleeping at the Guatemala/El Salvador border whilst I worked out how the hell I was going to get back to an ATM at the nearest town in Guatemala without any money for a bus fare.

I skipped back to the bus in jubilation. I relaxed in my seat, as the rest of the passengers returned. I started to get excitement  about visiting another country on my travels through the Americas, as the bus drove out of Guatemala. I cheerfully handed my passport to the Salvadoraño immigration officer that got on the bus a hundred metres into El Salvador. And the colour drained from my face as he looked at my passport, then shook his head and said - 'Tenemos un problema.'

- '¿Habla Español?' he frowned, as I stared back at him in speechless disbelief. 

How the hell could we have a problem?

- 'Tu passporte dice veinte siete de Julio, pero hoy es veinte cuatro.'

I stared at my passport and then at my watch.  The Guatemalan had stamped my passport with 27th July. Today was the 24th. I was not supposed to be arriving in San Salvador until three days into the future.

- 'Tenemos un problemo.'  the El Salvador border official repeated, as he shook his head again. - 'Necesito hablar con mi jefe.'

Why? I asked myself as he disappeared off the bus with my passport to speak to his boss, and the rest of the passengers stared at the white-faced extranjero with the wrong date on his passport. Why do these sorts of things always happen to me?











REFLECTIONS OF SAN PEDRO, GUATEMALA



As the sun sets on my time in Guatemala, I look back on my five weeks on the banks of Lago Atitlan with a great deal of fondness. San Pedro La Laguna is the first place I have stayed for more than a small handful of days during my three months of travelling, and this combined with staying with a local Guatamalteco family allowed a fascinating insight into rural Central American life that I would not have been otherwise afforded.

It is amazing how quickly an extranjero adapts to a different culture and way of life, and also how that life and culture has grown accustomed to having outsiders. Not once during my month in San Pedro did I hear a 'mirale extranjero' as I walked through the town, such have the locals grown used to having foreigners in their midst. Instead, I soon became accustomed to being bid a ´buenas dias´ with a warm smile, and in the case of one particular old man, a firm shaking of my hand as well. 

San Pedro and the other pueblos around Lago Atitlan rely heavily on tourism, and it is clear that many of the villages would be significantly impacted if the foreign visitors were to suddenly stop. However despite this reliance, thet were an extremely proud people. Not once did someone stop me in the street to ask me for money, something that has happened at least once in every other place I have visited during my travels through the Americas thus far. Which is not of course to say that many of the locals in San Pedro were not extremely poor. Many houses did not have glass in the windows, some were made of bamboo, and almost all had roofs of corrugated iron. Many women wash the household dirty laundry in Lago Atitlan, and some of the poorer families did their personal bathing in the lake as well. It was rare in San Pedro that I paid for something in a shop with a 100 Queznales note (approximately GBP 8) and the shopkeeper did not have to leave the counter to go off in search of change.

It was the seventh birthday of Juan, one of the boys at my homestay whilst I was there, and although I am not sure if he received any presents, I have never seen a boy smile so happily as he did when he was served a hamburger, chips and glass of coke for his special lunch. Similarly, the sincere gratitude of Augustin, the oldest of the homestay brothers when I gave him my broken fishing rod and tackle box as a regalo, was immediately obvious to see. I hope him and his brothers have more success catching pescado on Lago Atitlan with the rod than I had on the banks of Lake Tahoe.

Despite the poverty faced by many people in San Pedro, the honesty of the Guatamalteco's in the town was something to be appreciated. One day I went into five shops in search of a razor with replaceable blades. The first four shops only sold disposable razors, but each shopkeeper generously redirected me to the next shop along the street so I could see if their competitor perhaps had what I wanted. Would this have happened in the UK or the other countries I have visited so far in my travels, or would the shopkeeper have sold me a line about what I wanted not being sold anywhere and given me a hard sell on what they themselves had in stock? I think I already know the answer to that.

Another day, a shopkeeper came from behind his counter to highlight a different brand of toilet roll that would cost me half the price of the one I had already picked up off the shelf. Perhaps it wasnt't four ply quilted, but it was small gestures like that, that made me really like the locals in San Pedro.

Living with Rosa and Felipe and their children in my San Pedro homestay taught me that in many ways, Guatamalteco life really is no different to other countries such as the UK. Women watch soap operas and stand in the streets gossipping (but invariably with a cloth bag of freshly baked tortillas on their head), and the men watch as much football as they can on the telly and talk about it afterwards in the street (but invariably with a machete tucked in their belt). Teenage boys turn their heads to look at young women from a different angle after they have walked past them on the street. Teenage girls giggle and play with their hair when young men walk past them in the street. Young children watch Los Simpsons, play noughts and crosses and eat food that has fallen on the floor.

Apparently there are several young children in the towns around Lago Atitlan with first names like Laura (Pausini) and Enrique (Iglesias), which of course reminded me of all the Britneys and Justins we have in Britain. It was my Spanish maestra Clarita that told me this, along with numerous other amusing and/or serious insights into life in Guatemala. Clarita was definitely 'el paquete completo' when it came to making learning Spanish fun, I will certainly miss her hilarious stories about her lewd grandmother, her cross-dressing neighbour, the American tourist who tried to woo a woman with a goat and of course, the fat girl in a neighbouring town that got jealous when a gang sexually assaulted her two friends on a bus, but not her.

And of course I will miss the hospitality of my homestay family: Felipe, Rosa and their children. I will miss Felipe´s kindness, inviting me to have lunch with the family on the Sunday of the World Cup final. I will miss Rosa's cooking, the chuchitos, tamales, frijoles, caldo de pollo, dobladas and hilachas, and of course, the fresh warm tortillas that came with almost every meal. I will miss the evening games of football with my homestay brothers, Escocia contra Guatemala. I may even miss the family dog Scooby waking me up with his barking at four o'clock in the morning, but probably not so much.

I am genuinely sorry to be moving on from San Pedro, and leave with a heavy rucksack on my back for the first time in a while, and an extremely heavy heart. If it wasn't for many more Central American countries and the whole of South America still to come, I could easily have enjoyed the tranquilo life by Lago Atitlan for longer.



Friday 23 July 2010

A SCORPION IN SAN PEDRO


I don't care if my 11 year old homestay brother Augustin let one crawl up his bare arm a few weeks ago. Nor do I care that my Spanish school maestra Clarita subsequently informed me that it was just a harmless "alacrán" and that although its sting is painful, it definitely would not kill you. 

What I do care about is that my Collins Gem spanish/english dictionary says an alacrán is a scorpion. And what I certainly did care about was that when I arrived back at my homestay this evening for my last night in San Pedro, there was one crawling along my bedroom wall.

Several swings of yesterdays Prensa Libra newspaper and a few stamps of my Merrell Goretex training shoe later, this particular alacrán/scorpion is dead and I am still alive. Unlikely to sleep tonight, but alive.